Dummy Thick Bros

"This week we discuss a totally real historical figure that helped to shape Britannia and was involved with King Arthur and the holy grail. Just don't mess with ladies in lakes OK?"

Presented by: Mal
Category: Historical Mystery

While based on supposedly people, the Merlin we know today largely owes himself to the Welsh monk Geoffrey of Monmouth (who would never lie to you). He created him by combing Myrrdin Wilt, a seer who when mad and ended up living in the forest, and Ambrosius Aurelianus, a war leader. Geoffrey changed his name to Merlin, because Myrrdin was too close to the French word for "shit" and called Merlin Ambrosius.

Merlin was born to a mortal woman and Incubus, and was supposed to be evil. However, he was blessed at the moment of his birth and became a prophet. He figures into many legends, particularly the legend of Kind Arthur. He saved a castle from sinking by diving to fighting dragons underneath the foundations and later arranged for the birth of King Arthur by Igraine and Uther Pendragon. He still lives, but was trapped in a tree by Nimue, one of the ladies. Another story has him impaled by a snake in one of Scotland's many deserts.

Merlin was said to have made many prophecies, including the sinking of a ship, which actually happened.

Takeaway: No matter how badass of a wizard you are, your hubris will be your downfall.

Trivia

 * Patreon skit: Fixing a sinking submarine.