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Presented by: Chelsea
Category: Cult

Chelsea tells us two fitness cults. The first was SoulCycle, a fitness club chain in New York. While not an actual cult itself, it displays some distinctly cult tendency. It costs more than $30 per session and encourages people to attend multiple class per week. They have participants write goals and will except no "excuses", including poverty, work and school. Instructors will adjust people's machines without asking and without regard for their safely. Members of the club will arrange their work schedules to sign up for classes and some refuse to live far away from a club.

However, SoulCycle is nothing compared to Lululemon. Lululemon did all of the above, but took it deeper. They would try to prevent employees from leaving by making their managers beholden to staff positivity. If your tried to leave, you would have to explain why to everybody and be made to feel like you were betraying your "friends".

In 2011, one employee murdered another when she was caught stealing a pair of paints. The victim suffered more than 300 injuries. The woman was convicted and sentence to life without parole.

Presented by: Cristina
Category: Cryptid

El Chupacabra, literally the goat-sucker, is a relatively new cryptid. It was first sighted in Puerto Rico in 1995 when 8 sheep were found dead, each with two puncture wounds in the neck. It's similarity to a case 20 years earlier was noted at the time. Sightings exploded after that and came in from all over the world, even as far as Russia.

The Chupacabra is sometimes described as being bear-sized and some as being described as being a canid. This has led to the belief that the Chupacabra, if it exists at all, is some known animal with mange. However, most descriptions describe it as being scaly with spine spikes. The explanation for this, of course, is aliens.

In fact, it probably was an alien. The first sighting was made by a women who had just seen Species, a movie with a very similar alien creature in it.

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