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"This week we discuss the BatSquatch in all its glory! Is it a man? Does it have a 15 foot wing span? Is it truly owls yet again? Also to all our listeners times are hard. Be safe out there and know were hoping for the best for you."

Presented By: Cristina
Category: Cryptid

The Batsquatch is a North American cryptid native to Washington state. It's described as demon like, standing 9 feet tall, with a sasquatch body, covered with blue or purple fur the face of a wolf with glowing yellow eyes and the giant wings of a bat.

Batsquatch was first sited in the 1980s, following the eruption of Mt. St. Helens. One of the theories as to the origin of Batsquatch is that it was trapped inside of the volcano and was released with the eruption. That Harry S. Truman, last seen on Mt. St. Helens, was never seen with the Batsquatch has not gone unnoted by least one person writing this entry.

The most notable, and possibly last genuine, sighting came in 1994, when teenager Brian Canfield saw it when his card stalled.

There have been other supposed sightings, but holes and contradictions in the stories make them far than less credible. Cristina brought up the IPA named after the Batsquatch and posited the theory that the stories are viral marketing for the beer.

The Batsquatch as been connected to other cryptids, such as Mothman. However, the descriptions don't match and only the fact that they fly is common between them.

Takeaway: Don't make up fake cryptid stories.

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