Flat Earth Showdown

"Welcome to our first collaborative episode! Chelsea and Cristina BOTH talk about some completely off the (ice) wall theories that stem from the Flat Earth community, including, apparently, how gravity works!"

Present by: Cristina
Category: Conspiracy

The Earth is flat, a disc carried on the backs of five elephants which in turn stand on the back of a turtle. This is an indisputable fact. But the question you may ask yourself, fairly, is, what keeps the waters of the ocean from spilling out over the edge. The truth is that Antarctica is a real place. But far from being the giant island at the South Pole, it is instead a giant ring of ice circling the globe. Thus, the ice wall.

Recognized formally as the Transantarctic Mountain Ranges, ice wall was first discovered by Sir James Ross, who likened it to the cliffs of Dover. 1,000 feet higher that 2 miles high at it's tallest point, it seems impossible that anyone could cross it,e specially before the modern era. So what lives on the other side? One popular theory is that it is firmament, a substance protecting us from God who would purge most of us if we were exposed to his glory. Another theory is that it is the home of the ice giants. More recently, it is said to be where the Nazis, who secretly won WWII, conduct their experiments and run the moon hologram.

Could it be possible? No.

Takeaway: We're all in a snow globe, protected from god.

Presented by: Chelsea
Category: Conspiracy

But, wait-you might ask yourself if you were a purely fiction construct I invented to help me write this in a way I erroneously think is engaging-does gravity not work? No, gravity does not work, because gravity isn't real. But the effect which with explain with gravity can be explained using Universal Acceleration.

Just as one is pushed back into the seat of a fast moving car, so we are pushed into the Earth as it travels through space. One possible explanation to the workings of Universal Acceleration is Dark Matter or, as they call it, Dark Energy. It is not proven too exist and they don't really explain how it works either.

Takeaway: Chelsea has finally broke Cristina.